Am I a bad person?

On the downside:

• One of my contractors gave me a big box of candy today. I don't want to share it with the rest of the office. I am selfish when it comes to candy.
• I am incapable of doing more than an hours worth of work at the office. (I answer emails, and make phone calls, but the papers pile up on my desk and reports go unread.)
• My mother sent me a sushi making set for Hanukah (one of several presents). I have no desire to make sushi at home. Consequently, I haven't called her to say thank you.
• I only play with the cat one minute a day.
• I ate cookie dough and soup for dinner last night (very little of either, actually).
• I am always late to work. And I mean always.
• Vacuuming, as a concept, has ceased to exist at my house.
• I've been lying to myself for weeks (e.g., I will to go to the gym, I will go to bed at 11pm, I will get to the office by 9am).

On the upside:

• I'm keeping the digital camera (maybe that's bad), but giving more to charity this year to make up for it.
• I liked the other Hanukah present Mom got me and thanked her profusely.
• I do my back exercises at least every other day.
• I feed the cat and scoop her box every day. I pet her when she lets me and she sleeps under the covers sometimes.
• I am thinking about work, which almost counts (some of my job requires thinking).
• I baked several dozen cookies last night, from scratch, and only ate three or four (perhaps the soup filled me up).
• I pay the bills on time.
• I write every day.

Grateful for: knowing that I'm not actually a bad person.