Oh dear

I'm getting back in the swing of online dating and boy do I hate it. Hate it. IMs like this don't help any:

when i am on a trail - riding - the sounds of nature - the smells - the cosmic realities - a symphony of experiences - it all comes at me at once, yet some how I am able to process each part of it singularly and simultaneously without the information overload -- and still enjoy being with this other living creater [sic] - my horse that i would be riding and working with - a team of minds looking to have a great time on the trail

Then he writes, "what's your response to that?"

I don't know. You are a pretentious boob?

No, I didn't say that. I wrote, "Sounds like you really like horseback riding. That's good. You can call me tonight, if you like." Ah, that conversation will be a dream come true.

Can you blame me for choosing (if I could) Jay over this? I just tried to send him a really stupid email and look what happened:

Internal Server Error

The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request.

Maybe the creater is trying to tell me something. I'm going to get a beer.
Grateful for: technology.